01 9 / 2014

marlssbarkley:

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

it sounds like a duck

(Source: eviljovan, via professorspork)

01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

(via theresaneverlandwaitingforyou)

31 8 / 2014

roxys-ass:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

(Source: thefrogman, via professorspork)

27 8 / 2014

27 8 / 2014

26 8 / 2014

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

(Source: doyouknow-whoyouare, via professorspork)

25 8 / 2014

(Source: iraffiruse, via thefrogman)

25 8 / 2014

onlylolgifs:

Secret Agent Cat

onlylolgifs:

Secret Agent Cat

(via pleatedjeans)

25 8 / 2014

24 8 / 2014

thespinningnymph:

My favorite thing on the internet. Period.

(Source: 420bruh, via hannahthebanana)

24 8 / 2014

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via notafathersday)

24 8 / 2014

red-the-sexy-owl:

sweetguts:

yumchocolatemilk:

hotdogcephalopod:

10knotes:

catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Via Bored Panda

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE

a good cat supervises their human during their outings in the wilderness

This could turn into a disney movie, and I want it

(via ahufflpffinneverland)

23 8 / 2014

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via michaelsgoods)